Saturday, May 14, 2011
Boas
Thursday, May 5, 2011
LMAO this shit is fuxked up, who thinks of this shit
Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:
1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.
2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
10. College application get rejected? Take the hin
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
the natural
i told you guys to see me in fantasy baseball, and btw daddys shittin on these guys im up against.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
a real conflict
Monday, March 28, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Woulda put this on Thursday Night Lights
Battle of the Bootys Pt II
The first one is Nalanti Narain and second is Jesikah Maximus...I gotta go with number 1, she got her beat just by a little
Sunday, March 13, 2011
The PUSH
Friday, March 11, 2011
Starting This monday
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Conflict: Bank Teller
You know when you get cash back from cashing your check at the bank- do you guys ever recount the cash you get right at the window? idk to me the teller is counting the shit too fast, and I just don't trust her lol, so I always tend to quickly recount it in front of her before leaving.
A part of me feels like im slapping the teller in the face by doing this, but it makes me feel better. I mean, what do I do when I go back to my car, count my cash, and realize that im short $20? Go back to the teller and be like: "umm..im missing $20..." that wudnt work...lol..
Do y'all go back to McDonalds, after you already left for 10 mins, to say that you didnt get your fries?
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Time
.......time runs everything.
The clock has become my worst enemy...and, at times, my best friend
So, to Time I say: Fuck You with all my love
OS-OKayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Conflict: To party or not to party
Friday, February 25, 2011
Conflict: To blast or not to blast
The Zoo
I have a good time..but is it possible to have too much of a good time? I don't like being an animal (or maybe I do?), but the environment forces me to....i doubt i'll go back again....idk..conflict conflict
OS-OK
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Thursday night lights
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Conflict: Teacher
OS-OKayyyyyyy
Monday, February 21, 2011
Check This Out..
“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
What is acting white? Or, better yet, what is acting black?
It has always amazed me that a person could be ostracized for simply speaking a language in its intended manner or choosing to wear Abercrombie and Fitch over Baby Phat. Why don’t we strive to speak the most grammatically sound English possible? Why not seek to be the most cultured and diverse group of people? Why stay confined within the walls of a ghetto mentality, striving to be less than the standard of superiority?
Being successful in this world requires solid communication skills, visible intellect and regard for physical appearance. At no point in time is the use of Ebonics, also known as self-imposed retardation, acceptable. Subject-verb agreement exists for a reason. Use it. I be doin’ dis and she be doin’ dat is a “dialect” that screams uneducated. Where has uneducated every gotten anyone? To the NBA? Sure, and then bankruptcy court because poor verbal communication skills barely get you a job at McDonald’s, less known a corporate office position. There are so many bright, young black men and women whose behavior reflects the opposite. Instead of making our intellectual value known, we hide behind the self-fulfilled stereotypes imposed on us by mainstream media. We have accepted and, sadly, embraced looking dumb—walking around looking down, mumbling words. Good posture, chin up and eye contact shows confidence…Confidence in your ability to perform.
Would The Cosby Show be an iconic American (not just African-American) television show if Claire was a gum-popping, head-swirling baby mama? Absolutely, not. President Obama did not become the first of his kind “acting black” either. Those who have experienced real, lasting success measure their blackness against standards of excellence. In this world where the global minority rules, some may call it “acting White.” If that is the case, acting White should be the new black. We cannot continue to reduce ourselves to what we see and hear from the likes of Gucci Mane, a grown man with an ice cream cone tattooed on his face.
It can be a little painful, at times, to feel alienated by your own on the basis of doing little things right that go a long way. But, what should be even more painful is spitting on the blood, sweat and tears of pride our forefathers shed to make this country and this world what they are today. If active reverence means one (maybe two) black friends at work, so be it. If it means spending less time around family members who complain you think you’re better than them, who cares.
Your blackness is not defined by mainstream society or, most importantly, mentally captive black women, boys, girls and men. If acting white means acting like a person with high standards and lofty expectations, tap dance your way to the bank. Shuck and jive, shuck and jive…
Shouts out to MadamNoire
F$%K Russia
I just read somewhere that that the owner of the Nets (That Russian Dude) has the 2nd Most Expensive house ever this dude bought a villa for 750 Mill called Villa Leopolda Cote D'Azur and Honestly the shit aint even hott...
The Jumpoff Commandments
1. You have no rights/claim—you cannot be mad that he/she spent New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, etc with their legitimate significant other. It doesn’t make any sense to be mad because honestly, you’re the fallback chick. Get in where you fit in.
2. You are not the only jump-off—there is no sacred code that establishes only one jump-off per legitimate relationship. To the contrary, it’s a very real possibility that you are one of many. Expect it.
3. You are not special—no jump-off is special to the person they are dealing with. By the very nature of your status, you have accepted that you are not special and have allowed someone else in on the secret as well. Now they know they do not have to treat you with respect or civility because you have shown them not to by willingly assuming jump-off status. Please do not get the idea that you are special to this individual. Despite what they say, refer to your actual status for the real answer.
4. You are replaceable—because you are not special (refer to #3) and you contribute nothing of value to the person you are seeing, you can be dropped any time. This can and will be done with the utmost comfort to the person you are seeing. Make no mistake…there is no heartache when dropping a jump-off. Why would there be? They care nothing about you. They will rotate their other jump-offs (refer to #2) into your position with minimal discord in their schedule.
5. Legitimate girlfriends/wives are not jealous of your jump-off status—I repeat, legitimate mates are not jealous of the jump-off. They may feel sorry for you. They may feel like whooping that tail for messing with their significant other. But, they never feel jealousy. Why? Because they don’t have to. While a jump-off is a dime a dozen, a real woman/man knows their worth and therefore cannot possibly be jealous of a woman/man who clearly doesn’t respect themselves enough not to be treated in such a callous manner. A real woman knows they are irreplaceable and jump-offs are not (refer to #4)
6. Jump-offs are never number one—a jump-off will never slide into the legitimate person’s position. No matter what the person tells you, you will never be their legitimate mate. Why not? Because they wouldn’t have to work for it. Because you are not special (#3) and are replaceable (#4), there’s no challenge and no reason to stick around. Besides, even if you don’t see it, you’re a jump-off, most people know it and seldom has a person taken the risk in making an honest person out of you because it doesn’t benefit them to do so.
Got this from thefresheexpress LOL
Friday, February 18, 2011
Beached Whales
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Smash or Pass?
Evaluation
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Conflict: Orange
Battle of the Bootys?
Im gonna have to go with #2. Lawwwwd hammerrrrcy (in my best Jamaican accent) Tryna find a thong that fits that ass is like tryna fit a rubber band around the equator its just not gonna happen.
