The Jumpoff Commandments

1. You have no rights/claim—you cannot be mad that he/she spent New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Fourth of July, etc with their legitimate significant other. It doesn’t make any sense to be mad because honestly, you’re the fallback chick. Get in where you fit in.

2. You are not the only jump-off—there is no sacred code that establishes only one jump-off per legitimate relationship. To the contrary, it’s a very real possibility that you are one of many. Expect it.

3. You are not special—no jump-off is special to the person they are dealing with. By the very nature of your status, you have accepted that you are not special and have allowed someone else in on the secret as well. Now they know they do not have to treat you with respect or civility because you have shown them not to by willingly assuming jump-off status. Please do not get the idea that you are special to this individual. Despite what they say, refer to your actual status for the real answer.

4. You are replaceable—because you are not special (refer to #3) and you contribute nothing of value to the person you are seeing, you can be dropped any time. This can and will be done with the utmost comfort to the person you are seeing. Make no mistake…there is no heartache when dropping a jump-off. Why would there be? They care nothing about you. They will rotate their other jump-offs (refer to #2) into your position with minimal discord in their schedule.

5. Legitimate girlfriends/wives are not jealous of your jump-off status—I repeat, legitimate mates are not jealous of the jump-off. They may feel sorry for you. They may feel like whooping that tail for messing with their significant other. But, they never feel jealousy. Why? Because they don’t have to. While a jump-off is a dime a dozen, a real woman/man knows their worth and therefore cannot possibly be jealous of a woman/man who clearly doesn’t respect themselves enough not to be treated in such a callous manner. A real woman knows they are irreplaceable and jump-offs are not (refer to #4)

6. Jump-offs are never number one—a jump-off will never slide into the legitimate person’s position. No matter what the person tells you, you will never be their legitimate mate. Why not? Because they wouldn’t have to work for it. Because you are not special (#3) and are replaceable (#4), there’s no challenge and no reason to stick around. Besides, even if you don’t see it, you’re a jump-off, most people know it and seldom has a person taken the risk in making an honest person out of you because it doesn’t benefit them to do so.

Got this from thefresheexpress LOL